HAPPY EVERY TOURIST DRAW MUHAMMAD DAY!

Naturally, we've got a lot on our plates today, but we'll be updating like crazy (time permitting craziness).

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Got a few days to make up. Don't construe my silence as any endorsement of the Muslim "prophet."

Thanks to, evidently, jeremyinc.com for this pic. The printing of Muhammad or the Koran on toilet paper should be federally mandated.

"Many of the immigrants who came to Denmark, they had nothing. We gave them everything – money, apartments, their own schools, free university, health care. In return, we asked one thing – respect for democratic values, including free speech. Do they agree? This is my simple test." - Kurt Westergaard.

Swarth Ham-mad

See, if Muhammad were a pig. he'd be a hairy, swarthy pig. You see.

Muhitler

This is a more... well, I won't say "nuanced" way to attack Muhammad. It is for a different audience than the usual hysterical terrorist. They don't hate Hitler all that much.

The Muhitler is for uptight idiots who think religious sensitivity trumps free speech. It's a neat little trap. They get pissed, we retort "You're saying Muhammad wasn't as bad as Hitler?", they start to respond, but remember how indefensible Muhammad was and shut up.

Islam is trash.

Another from Null

Keep those submissions coming!

But not "submission" in the Islam sense. Of course.

How worthless does your faith have to be to hate dogs?

"Look at me! I'm the Muslim prophet! An angel told me to scoot my wormy ass across some big leaves, and that's how I wrote the Koran! Give me some table scraps! Time to lick my own balls!"

If you have to ask...

It's Pedobear. Google it. I won't explain it.

The Other White Meat

Good morning! There is no God but God, and Muhammad was never his prophet!

Long-time InstaPunk supporter Null sent this in. The Arabic text should read "The Other White Meat." I'm OK with it if it doesn't. I think they'll get the idea.

If submissions keep coming in at this volume, we might have to up the posting to three or four a day. Lucky you! Unlucky Trans-Saharan Africa!

Muhammad Ali Muhammad

Get it? They share a name. This was inspired by an old joke on some T-Shirt site.

This one isn't all that offensive. I recommend using it as more of a palet cleanser. You're still depicting the terrorists' sacred prophet in defiance of their worthless law, but in a lighthearted fashion. Maybe you're clever enough to leverage that cavalier attitude into more offense. "Hey, I'm drawing Muhammad and it's kind of not even a big deal, because I didn't try all that hard with this Muhammad Ali visual pun."

Maybe not.

UPDATE: Islam still sucks.

Emoticon and ASCII

Inspired by commenters at Reason and Hot Air, here's the official Muhammad emoticon:

Q:8(>

The breakdown:

Q = Turban

: = Eyes

8 = Pig snout

( = Frowny mouth

> = Beard

And here's some ASCII text art:

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I'd like to have one a little less jagged and a little more text-y. I'll look into ASCII art generators when I get a few spare moments. Anybody know one?

First

Excellent primer for drawing offensive Muhammad images.

I would add to write in Arabic, whenever possible. The average Islamofacist might not know the English spelling of "pork" when he sees it.