HAPPY EVERY TOURIST DRAW MUHAMMAD DAY!

Naturally, we've got a lot on our plates today, but we'll be updating like crazy (time permitting craziness).

fluuuush

Got a few days to make up. Don't construe my silence as any endorsement of the Muslim "prophet."

Thanks to, evidently, jeremyinc.com for this pic. The printing of Muhammad or the Koran on toilet paper should be federally mandated.

"Many of the immigrants who came to Denmark, they had nothing. We gave them everything – money, apartments, their own schools, free university, health care. In return, we asked one thing – respect for democratic values, including free speech. Do they agree? This is my simple test." - Kurt Westergaard.

Swarth Ham-mad

See, if Muhammad were a pig. he'd be a hairy, swarthy pig. You see.

Muhitler

This is a more... well, I won't say "nuanced" way to attack Muhammad. It is for a different audience than the usual hysterical terrorist. They don't hate Hitler all that much.

The Muhitler is for uptight idiots who think religious sensitivity trumps free speech. It's a neat little trap. They get pissed, we retort "You're saying Muhammad wasn't as bad as Hitler?", they start to respond, but remember how indefensible Muhammad was and shut up.

Islam is trash.